Husband : No…
Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband : Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband : Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is ’6′
Wife : —————————————— silence
Husband : ‘Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’…!!
